Mom: I’m going to die without finding love.
Me: love sucks
Mom: you’re young, don’t give up until you find it
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via perfect)|
What all my friends tell me everyday.
You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
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